scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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(Source: skeletifrick)

 

gigglesocks:

straight white boys be like:image

 

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

(Source: starspangledsextape)

 

(Source: naomihitme)

 
aceticacid:


i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

 
existence: I always thought you didn't like me
me: only because I thought you didn't like *me*
 

(Source: satsunon)

 
 
officialwhitegirls:

I didn’t know the answer so I put a sad face and my teacher gave me 2 marks for it

officialwhitegirls:

I didn’t know the answer so I put a sad face and my teacher gave me 2 marks for it

 

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

 
ozzyosborntodie:

i see robert kardashian is doing well 

ozzyosborntodie:

i see robert kardashian is doing well 

(Source: zorrasbasicas)

 

(Source: poppunkandsoup)