snapchats from agent maria hill
we are terrible people
girl: i fukin hate you
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful
….my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately
Bruh this shit hit my soul.
Happened sooooo many times.
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