straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

 

invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

(Source: academy)

 

(Source: marudona)

 

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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(Source: 55mph-archive)

 

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

 
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Frank Ocean (via sorbaie)

(Source: jackiekeaki)

 
Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
 

(Source: transfolk)

 

sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~

 

(Source: memewhore)

 

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(Source: nonon-relatable)

 
 

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
 

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties)